what to wear when - derek hale
the tears of your horrified enemies fall in droplets on your bathtub as you revel in the fact that your chiseled features are able to cause both fear and admiration in anyone who dares cast a look. your eyebrows are a work of art that lure even the strongest of men into your hairy trap. you’re not sure a single individual should be allowed to own such exaggerated amounts of leather. if the gigantic tattoo, the feral looks and the constant hissing doesn’t let everyone know that you’re a lycanthrope, nothing will. maybe you’ll start feasting on innocent teenagers.