• and now
  • the hawkes
  • i mentioned yesterday
  • that ria who is actually aisha ends up married to/procreating with connor hawke
  • hello connor
  • yeah i’d procreate with that too
  • vigorously 
  • anyway
  •  they have four kids
  • two girls and two boys
  • first up we have sandra
  • hello sandra
  • sandra is the oldest and very much an Oldest Sibling
  • she’s a little like prue from charmed but less annoying about it
  • she tends to get very bossy when it comes to her siblings because she’s older
  • and therefore knows best
  • even if she doesn’t always know best 
  • still she’s just looking out for them and they’re all kind of wacky so she stresses that they’re going to fuck up
  • and ria’s general approach to anything is IT BUILDS CHARACTER which annoys sandra 
  • she likes to coddle her siblings and ria is extremely the opposite and connor is somewhere in the middle
  • basically sandra thinks she’s like 10 years older than the others when in fact she’s only like 2-4 years older
  • anyway 
  • sandra is a bit like monica geller in that she’s kind of high strung and loud and a bit neurotic 
  • but she’s generally a cool chick and she loves everyone a lot
  • she’s an archer who patrols as amber archer, which was one of connor’s old names
  • there’s a lot of fucking archers
  • when she’s not heroing she’s probably painting
  • sandra loves painting and drawing and likes to paint her friends or when she’s stressed out 
  • also sandra is dating zusana so yay hot kryptonian girlfriend 
  • she’s friends with lena and nikita and rory and zack 
  • yes
  • now kylie 
  • kylie is named after kyle rayner and she is kind of
  • scary powerful
  • see when ria was pregnant with kylie she refused to just stay at home and went out on a mission with the losers
  • and they ended up breaking up this weird cult 
  • and this dude takes one look at ria and shouts something in a weird language and 
  • blasts her in the stomach with this weird magic beam
  • and everyone freaks out because oh shit she’s pregnant what did that do to the baby
  • rae runs some tests when they get back to base but can’t find anything wrong or abnormal so 
  • they just wait until the baby is born
  • and kylie comes out fine and looks normal and acts normal until she’s like 6 months old
  • when they notice that shit shakes and levitates when she cries 
  • when she’s like 2 years old they start to notice that she asks for shit without actually speaking
  • then when she gets a little older she develops cosmic fire manipulation 
  • and everyone’s like whAT THE HELL
  • turns out that the cult they broke up
  • believed some weirdo demon
  • (who’s not trigon probably)
  • is going to come to earth and burn everything while raping our skulls
  • and so they needed to create a champion for humanity!
  • which is kylie
  • no one knows for sure whether or not this is actually going to happen
  • and olena can’t get a clear reading on it so it’s possible that they were just
  • intercepting whatever visions about atticus’ destiny
  • but still we have kylie who’s crazy nutbags powerful and 
  • slightly sociopathic
  • AND KIND OF A HUGE HIPPIE 
  • wow caps hello
  • anyway kylie is very intense and sort of lacking a moral compass and a lot like her mom
  • which is good because she’s dating billy woods who is kind of a tool bag
  • kylie is a lot like her grandfather in that she’s a huge liberal hippie who’s a vegan and is always protesting for animal rights and mother nature etc
  • she’s bffs with waverly and mia and that whole ~~group~~ 
  • she’s also really good friends with roxy which makes billy nervous
  • kylie yeah!
  • now for roy
  • roy is their third kid who’s only like 10 months younger than kylie
  • he is basically a puppy
  • roy is very sweet and sassy and goofy
  • and he likes comic books and likes drawing and wants to write/illustrate comics when he grows up
  • he writes stories about his friends and siblings and distributes them on the arrowhead campus and everyone really likes them
  • he works at a comic book store that rae’s cousin alex (the male one) owns so that’s basically where he spends all his time
  • he’s friends with crystal cain and abby lane and rex and declan and the queens 
  • he doesn’t have any special powers just the archery skills and the healing and stuff that connor got in the wake of that whole
  • kidnapping and losing his memory and shit 
  • his codename is “shaft” because he thinks that’s fucking hilarious 
  • roy’s just an all around sweet kid everyone’s bff but no one’s boyfriend
  • poor roy
  • we love u
  • anyway now for the last child who i literally created today
  •  
  • this is connor jr and he’s 
  • kind of angry
  • for no reason other than he feels like he has to live up to his dad
  • and also his codename
  • which is ricochet 
  • because johnny grayson took over as bullseye 
  • jas gave her codename to cj because she had no plans to have kids of her own
  • so cj feels like he has to be as awesome as her well
  • good news cj!!!
  • you are
  • cj got his mom’s probability manipulation and also wound up being invulnerable 
  • so he’s pretty badass and likes to shoot things and run around doing flips and shit etc
  • at present he has no idea what ha wants to do with his life
  • he likes to sing
  • he’s still in school and just generally flopping around and being angry about his lack of direction
  • i’m sure he has friends i just don’t know who they are because i just made him up
  • so yeah
  • hawkes.

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