• over the last 24 hours, rae’s gotten three new kids.
  • let’s talk about aloyoshenka.
  • everyone say hello to aloyoshenka robert williams
  • he goes by rob
  • rob comes from the same au as nick zalachenko 
  • and anyone else i guess??
  • anyway
  • in this au, most of the misfits/dc characters were born as the opposite gender
  • so rae is ray and olena is orin and quentin is quinn and dick is
  • rita
  • (we couldn’t think of a different name for richard shut up)
  • ANYWAY
  • ray had zero time for rita’s shenanigans and whatnot so they bone a few times but then ray meets quinn and is like
  • yes thank
  • so he and quinn start boning it up and they don’t ever get ~married~ because
  • marriage is for losers and their epic hot steamy love is timeless w/e
  • and eventually ray sticks a baby in quinn’s belly 
  • at some point ray loses a bet with orin 
  • which means orin gets to name the baby
  • and everyone knows this is going to end badly because orin and ray have that kind of friendship
  • so orin names the poor bab aloyoshenka robert williams
  • (aloyoshenka, by the way, is russian for DEFENDS MANKIND)
  • but no one actually hates the bab so they all call him rob
  • anyway rob and nick are super best friends 
  • the kind of best friends where everyone probably thinks they’re boning but they’re not
  • anyway you can just read shanna’s post about nick to figure out how he got to 696 because i don’t feel like retyping it
  • rob is a big goofball
  • rob what is on your face
  • he’s a big silly goofball who likes to play pranks on his friends and family and 
  • just generally being completely ridiculous 
  • rob’s very much ray’s kid and also very much quinn’s kid
  • he’s got all the super soldier things, super strength, enhanced reflexes and speed and shit
  • he uses a crossbow when he goes out heroing 
  • (rob are you wearing chainmail???)
  • also he uses hidden throwing knives and shit 
  • he also has molecular manipulation 
  • which will allow him to do a lot of things when he gets older
  • but right now all he can do is temporal stasis (freezing) and molecular combustion (blowing shit up)
  • he’s basically piper from charmed
  • his alias is “tempest” just because it’s cool and i guess he was close with garth or whatever lady!garth’s name is 
  • when he’s not shooting shit or blowing shit up 
  • he’s usually filming something
  • rob you’re so dumb i love you
  • rob wants to be a filmmaker and has decided that the best way to achieve this dream
  • is to constantly film his friends and family
  • which probably annoys some of them but he’s an angel so no one ever yells at him to his face
  • so yes
  • that’s rob love him
October 26, 2012 at 20:56

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  1. lucashemmingsy said: hoW MANY KIDS DOES RAE HAVE
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